A Boat

A thing that I am on.

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget!

by Entr' Acte November 23, 2009

Universal Problem Solver

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009

When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).

High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...

by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009

Revenge

Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.

(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)

Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?

Harley: Um, no... Hi.

Emily: Hello

Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!

Harley: :'(

*Later*

Emily: What was that all about?

Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.

by Entr' Acte November 25, 2009

Cousin

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010

You Just Got Dicked With!

A cry of glory, usually cried out during a video game battle or backyard football game, proclaiming that the person (or persons) opposing the speaker were fucking owned.

Brandon: Dude, he just fucking no-scoped me.

Chase: You just got dicked with!

by Entr' Acte November 16, 2009