Enrique 's definitions

chitlins

The act of eating pig intestines. They are cheaper and more affordable than your ordinary pork, while providing a constant source of food to people.


Background: Started in a halfway crackhouse in the early 80's when the mother of Eric Mitchell decided it would be easier to eat pig intestines. They were just as wholesome, while being a bit more meaty.

Fred cooked Mitchell some chitlins in the mornin' after a hard eve of sex and crack.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

chismoso

Means snitch in Spanish

Carlos:Juan you fuckin chismoso, why u said I was smokin weed?!?!
Juan:Im sorry man:'(, its bad for your health......
Carlos:Shut the fuck up.......

by enrique July 12, 2005

zero hour

When you are listening to the radio and there isnt good music, and when you only have the choice to listen to Kelly Clarkson!!!

Fuck! its the zero hour. This trip is gonna be long one.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021

many men

50 Cent's favorite song acording to a interview, in the video, he explains how he got shot 9 times and survived.

Drive-by shotters:Hey yo lets shoot that 50 prick, aye lets go..
*shoots*
50 Cent:Mudafucka your lives are in the line...

by Enrique September 11, 2004

reacharound

The act during a MMF threesome in which a man reaches around another man in a Mitchell-like maneuver and grabs the other man's penis.

Mitch gave Fred the ole' reacharound while they weren't pleasuring the girl that they double-teamed.

by Enrique February 27, 2005