Enigmanic's definitions

anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

mcniggertits

1. A woman who has very attractive breasts but whose other physical features are mediocre or unattractive.

2. A caucasian woman with large jiggly breasts, like a heavyset black woman.

That girl is mcniggertits. She has great tits, but she's fugly and she got no booty.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

mcniggertits

1. A woman who has very attractive breasts but whose other physical features are mediocre or unattractive.

2. A caucasian woman with large jiggly breasts, like a heavyset black woman.

That girl is mcniggertits. She has great tits, but she's fugly and she got no booty.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

poopterd

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

nosegoblin

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.

He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009