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cud

A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.
Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.
by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008
mugGet the cudmug.

neocon

Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.
Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
mugGet the neoconmug.

TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.
Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.
by England phi beta gamma February 3, 2008
mugGet the TIGSmug.

roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.
Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.
by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007
mugGet the roger the dogmug.

sludge

1. Solid waste that is trucked out of sewage treatment plants and delivered to farms as fertilizer.

2. diarrhea.
Who left a load of sludge in the crapper and forgot to flush?
by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008
mugGet the sludgemug.

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