Definitions by Empress Kristi

Kim Jong-un 

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

Kim Jong-un by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Kim il-Sung 

The first ruler of North Korea. Unlike his descendants he actually fed the people and tried to rebuild the country after the Korean War. It wasn't until Kim Jong-il came along that the country just descended into what it is now because he fucked up the whole country.

I can't believe people were forced to mourn after Kim il-Sung died.
mf he actually cared for his people, it wasn't forced mourning and people were genuinely sad, get your facts right

Kim il-Sung by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

KLM 

1. Abbreviation for calm.
2. An airline in the Netherlands.

aye sorry mate I can’t go out tonite I have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines

KLM by Empress Kristi October 20, 2023

Rick Astley 

Honestly a very underrated pop singer in the 80's and 90's. Now get off Never Gonna Give Up and listen to some of his other songs.

(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)

Me asking 1000 people what their favorite rick astley song is:
986 people chose never gonna give you up

Rick Astley by Empress Kristi July 1, 2023

faggot

A British food made of meatballs and pig heart or liver. What were you thinking?

ngl faggots are disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting

faggot by Empress Kristi June 19, 2023

fag 

British slang for a cigarette. What were you looking for?

uh ok imma brb imma just smoke a fag

wait what

fag by Empress Kristi November 12, 2022

No Bra Day

October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras

sniff sniff

(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)

No bra day? But I have PE… where we share changing rooms with boys…
shet

No Bra Day by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022