Empress Kristi's definitions

faggot

A British food made of meatballs and pig heart or liver. What were you thinking?

ngl faggots are disgusting
I’m reporting you for homophobia
no what I mean is that food made of pig heart and liver and meatballs
oh… in that case…
yeah, that does sound disgusting

by Empress Kristi June 19, 2023

KLM

1. Abbreviation for calm.
2. An airline in the Netherlands.

aye sorry mate I can’t go out tonite I have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines

by Empress Kristi October 20, 2023

Kim il-Sung

The first ruler of North Korea. Unlike his descendants he actually fed the people and tried to rebuild the country after the Korean War. It wasn't until Kim Jong-il came along that the country just descended into what it is now because he fucked up the whole country.

I can't believe people were forced to mourn after Kim il-Sung died.
mf he actually cared for his people, it wasn't forced mourning and people were genuinely sad, get your facts right

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

youtuber

greedy ass people who have a massive fanbase of simps who, to this day are still trying to find their OnlyFans...

Jake Poo: OK, but before i do this experiment, I have to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDs~
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!

me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*

by Empress Kristi April 28, 2022

discord

tinder but with underage girls

pedo: *receives 26 friend requests on discord*
girl 1: im 23 and~
pedo: no
girl2 : im 18 and~
pedo: kys
girl 3: im 14, and~
pedo: send nudes
girl: *send nudes*
pedo: nice pussy, face reveal
FBI: *reveals face*

pedo: ah shit, here we go again

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022

discord mod

a no life pedo who has an OCD in abusing his powers

Day in the life of a discord mod

5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed

meanwhile:

boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?

person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)

22 years later

Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420

How to get into a Discord Mod's Account

You can't.

by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022