October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
sniff sniff
(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022
The first ruler of North Korea. Unlike his descendants he actually fed the people and tried to rebuild the country after the Korean War. It wasn't until Kim Jong-il came along that the country just descended into what it is now because he fucked up the whole country.
I can't believe people were forced to mourn after Kim il-Sung died.
mf he actually cared for his people, it wasn't forced mourning and people were genuinely sad, get your facts right
mf he actually cared for his people, it wasn't forced mourning and people were genuinely sad, get your facts right
by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023
greedy ass people who have a massive fanbase of simps who, to this day are still trying to find their OnlyFans...
Jake Poo: OK, but before i do this experiment, I have to thank our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDs~
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!
me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*
82 years later
Jake Poo: Now, 3, 2, 1...
*2x 20 second non-skippable ad plays*
Jake poo: 3, 2, 1... TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!
me: i hate youtubers *proceeds to throw pc out the window*
hobo: oh hell yeah! free pc! can you pass me the wi-fi router too?
me: *throws wifi*
by Empress Kristi April 28, 2022
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
by Empress Kristi April 29, 2022
aye sorry mate I can’t go out tonite I have to go to Amsterdam tomorrow
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines
aight klm
I’m not flying klm, I’m flying spit airlines
by Empress Kristi October 20, 2023
Rick: How do I uwuify?
Morty: I wrote an entire essay on it and some examples...
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
H-hewwo?? da quick bwown fox jumps ovew da wazy dog. ^-^
You have cannabis?
uu haz cannabis? :O
Morty: I wrote an entire essay on it and some examples...
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
H-hewwo?? da quick bwown fox jumps ovew da wazy dog. ^-^
You have cannabis?
uu haz cannabis? :O
by Empress Kristi April 13, 2022
Honestly a very underrated pop singer in the 80's and 90's. Now get off Never Gonna Give Up and listen to some of his other songs.
(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)
(yes kids, he has more songs, but don't worry, he won't give us up, despite what his song 'Giving Up On Love' says but hush)
Me asking 1000 people what their favorite rick astley song is:
986 people chose never gonna give you up
986 people chose never gonna give you up
by Empress Kristi July 01, 2023