Emotional Cruiser's definitions

mountaining

The slang term for "abundant", similar to the Indonesian term "menggunung" with this same meaning

With all the homework piling up, I feel like I'm in a mountaining situation—it's never-ending!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

mildew

Many Indonesian mistakenly believe "mildew" to be the English word for tobacco. It's because in Indonesia, the word "mild" is disproportionately more commonly used in cigarette advertisings compared to any other publication.

Whenever my friend asked for the location of 'mildew' plants at a park, I was confused until I realized he thought it meant tobacco—thanks to all those cigarette ads in Indonesia using 'mild' everywhere!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

old

The slang term read: moniker given by Gen Z-born kids to persons born prior to the establishment of Google on September 4th 1998

She thinks she's so cool, but she's definitely old—like, she remembers life before Google!

by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025

brothel

Being a backronym for "Batman's Trap romantic hotel", brothel is a place where you accidentally end up staying at — especially whilst staying in countries with a) official language that you don't understand (yet) and b) more lenient cultural attitude towards sexuality than your home country

After a long day of sightseeing in a foreign city, I accidentally booked a room at a brothel—turns out 'Batman's Trap romantic hotel' wasn’t exactly the cozy place I imagined!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

eyeglasses

A slang term for "viewpoint" or "perspective", analogous to the Indonesian slang term "kacamata", used to describe how someone sees or interprets a situation.

When it comes to debating politics, everyone has their own eyeglasses; it's interesting to see how differently we can interpret the same event.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate

After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025