Satan

A humorous misspelling of "Santa," often leading to funny misunderstandings. This mix-up can result in unexpected or ironic situations, especially when writing letters during the holiday season.

I accidentally wrote "Dear Satan" instead of "Dear Santa" in my childhood Christmas letter, asking for a better life. Hence, now I’m googling for images of women's panties because of it!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

like

A slang term for "thumb", inspired by the "Like" button on video-sharing platforms like YouTube, symbolizing approval or endorsement.

She gave me a quick like as I shared my new video—it’s always nice to see such thumbs up!

by Emotional Cruiser July 10, 2025

uniform

A kind of clothing mandated for schoolchildren as laid down on the school dress code, so that parents will be rest assured that their son isn't going to go to the same school as a girl who wears revealing clothes to school.

With the new uniform policy, parents can finally relax knowing their son won't be distracted by girls who wear revealing clothes like tanktops / spaghetti straps at school!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Good Boys

A movie starring sixth graders Thor, Max, and Lucas, first released on Thursday, August 8th, 2019. Notably, it’s the first film to implement a minimum height limit for viewers, akin to a theme park ride, highlighting its comedic yet mature themes.

When my friends and I tried to see "Good Boys," we joked about needing to measure up like we were at a Dufan ride!

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

plumbed

When an app is pre-installed on your smartphone whilst not being able to be uninstalled.

Do you find your new Android smartphone coming with the YouTube app plumbed without being able to be uninstalled? It must be a tactic by so-called "big tech" companies to get you addicted to YouTube.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

MasterChef jury

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.

I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.

After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!

by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025