Emotional Cruiser's definitions

yapping

Relentlessly explaining something for long periods of time

I didn’t mean to zone out, but he’s been yapping about his fantasy football team for over an hour!

by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025

student

Known for still going to have screen time limits imposed by parents until college graduation, people known with this slang term "students" typically have to study harder* to eventually experience their screen time limits being revoked by their parents. They usually still live with their parents whilst in college; they also have once had delayed pubertal stage (which as a bonus, also makes them look as young as secondary students for longer periods of time). But at least, they have higher "drive" to study college textbooks in order to eventually be able to graduate* from college.

*compared to their peers with on-time pubertal stage

As a 'student', I still have to deal with my parents' screen time limits, but at least I can hit the books harder and enjoy looking younger than my peers for a bit longer!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

kayak

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

screwviens toi

Your nostalgic remembrance of your ability to consume content like brain rot media, violent video games, or movies rated PG-13/R at a sleepover, even though your parents don't usually allow at your own home. This term is derived from the combination between the Urban Dictionary slang "screwveneer" and the French phrase "souviens toi," meaning "remember," reflecting the shared initials with "screen time," which parents also often limit at your own home.

Every time I think about how we snuck in those R-rated movies during sleepovers, I get a wave of screwviens toi—it was the best part of being a kid!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Shin Chan

A playful slang term for a penis, particularly one that is often awkwardly or humorously referenced. Named after the clumsy character from the Japanese animated series, it suggests a lighthearted approach to discussing male anatomy, especially in embarrassing or funny situations.

When he saw a YouTube video where a model tried on women's underwear, everyone couldn’t help but notice his runny Shin Chan that stains his underwear!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025