EmogusalDamager's definitions
by EmogusalDamager September 30, 2023

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.
by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024

SCP is kind of like a wiki in that everyone edits it but instead of information it's about this story that fans make fanfictions of on this wiki and it's about like aliens and monsters and stuff but there are so many that HOW DOES ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM THERES LIKE BILLIONS
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Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
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I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
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I want an SCP for a pet someday.
Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022

An uncommon species that has been seen on the planet Polus, but has also been known to stow away on airships and hide in space stations and the Amogus Headquarters. Keeps its venting secret. Its main food source is the tears of dead Lesser Task-Doing Crewmates, not to be confused with Lesser Task-Faking Crewmates. It seems to pretend to be one of its food source, and then it seems to kill them when nobody is watching. Its weakness is lava, asphyxiation, G-force, and being found out to be the Imposter. Mating ritual: killing its mate before they can have children. Very inefficient.
by EmogusalDamager November 22, 2022

HEY ___ UWUMOGUS UWUMOGUS UWUMOGUS
by EmogusalDamager December 2, 2022
