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by Emo fag:) December 24, 2020
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Middle Aged Emo Boy Sexual

Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.
Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian?
Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual
by Emo fag:) May 3, 2021
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Draco Malfoy

A wet ugly rat that every basic white girl reads wattpad stories and fantasizes about because they haven’t had a boyfriend in years so now they are dumping over a blonde bowl cutted douche bag from a wizard movie
How the fuck do people find draco malfoy attractive he literally looks like a blonde 2010 Justin Bieber with an aging filter on.

(Sorry Lilly💀💀💀)
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Tyler Joseph

The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming
Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Anime

Hamnah watches anime
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Josh Dun

The hottest and best drummer in the whole entire universe
Not done
Not done
Not done
JOSH DUN
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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