Fail Bus

The short bus boarded by those who experience epic failure often.

All aboard the fail bus!

by Emo Panda-kun May 07, 2009

abortion

A term used to say that something is epically failtastic.

Girl 1: Oh, my god, I failed that test we took last week. How did you do?
Girl 2: I didn't know any of the answers; it was like an abortion.

by Emo Panda-kun June 25, 2009

pull a Pumkin

Basically, to spit on someone unceremoniously without warning. Comes from the action's of Flavor of Love contestant, Pumkin, who spit on New York when she got eliminated from the show.

Girl 1: Don't you think it's sad that celebreality stars are too lame to get kicked off a show in a unique way?

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: Didn't you see the episode of Rock of Love: Charm School when Brandi C. spit on Destiney?

Girl 2: Oh, I get it. You're right, that is lame, only Pumkin can pull a Pumkin.

Girl 1: Exactly.

by Emo Panda-kun March 28, 2009

limple

A rather large and highly unpleasant pimple that takes up residence on the lip and or lip area. Characterized by the bulbousness and blatantness of the throbbing whitehead.

Girl 1: Is my makeup okay?
Girl 2: Your eyes look fine, but no amount of foundation can cover that category three limple on your face.

by Emo Panda-kun November 21, 2009

brotato chip

Another phrase for homie, or friend.

Man, you're my brotato chip.

by Emo Panda-kun May 24, 2009

Hollister headache

The headache you receive after going into or passing by Hollister due to the strong scent of the perfume they spritz all over the store.

Guy 1: Yo, man, you alright?
Guy 2: Just give me a sec, I got a Hollister headache.

by Emo Panda-kun May 26, 2010