Emily's definitions

villagence

1. Watchfullness in respect of a community, neighborhood, village. As in, "it takes a village...." 2. The act of being villagent.

Your villagence will keep this neighborhood safe.

by Emily October 21, 2003

kitty-no-no

1. Yet another reference to the vagina.

It's pretty sad when the best sex you're getting isn't even sex at all, and you completely forgot what an orgasm even felt like until Mr. Showerhead managed to find his way to your kitty-no-no.

by Emily March 14, 2005

Now b'y

Newfie slang..a way of saying "so, whats your point"
or
"big deal"
Or
"I dont care"

"My mother got me a goat"
" Now b'y"
or

"My friend holly is mentally retarded"
"Now b'y"

by Emily April 18, 2005

cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.

Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.

by Emily June 20, 2006

choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.

damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!

by Emily July 27, 2004

field hockey

Kick ass sport played mainly by girls (in America) who aren't afraid to run around in skirts and get hit by field hockey sticks.

NOT played by all lesbians. In fact, all the girls i know who play it have sexy boyfriends.

Let's go play some field hockey.

by Emily April 13, 2005

Queef

a queef is a homosexual,
Queef can also be used as, 'loser' 'stupid-ass' and many other insults.

*jimmy falls down*
Courtney: "Jim you queef!"

by Emily November 9, 2004