Elroy Fitz's definitions

g.b.

Gay boy. Term for homosexuals.

He was a little light in the loafers, came across a little like a g.b.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

grab ass

Basically dicking around or fucking off, often without sexual implications.

Quit playing grab ass and get back to work.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

donkey

When used as an adverb donkey implies sexual gusto.

She went donkey on that monkey.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

scissor sideways

A sexual position where the woman is on her side with her legs scissored out and the man is hitting the bearded orifice in a doggie variation.

It was quite a sesh. We did it cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, scissor sideways and finally Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

twat hound

Variation of playboy or poon hound. Often used to describe a man in wolf mode.

You ol twat hound you.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004