Definitions by Elric21

artisan 

one whose skills have reached artistry level practition of any particular thing one has bent one's mind to...such as the delicate art of lavaliering.

LVR - "I've been an LL artisan for a while now. I feel tonight is the night I become LL master. She will be mine."

(In confidence elsewhere...)

LVS to LVS hopeful - "I think I'm going to elevate my lavalier to master tonight."

artisan by Elric21 July 31, 2012

epic 

a state of being that may be applied as an adjective to various things which have attained a level just below legen, (wait for it) dary

LVR - "As an LL artisan, I can only claim to be epic. The MLVR is yet a master and therefore legen (wait for it) dary!"

epic by Elric21 July 31, 2012

legen (wait for it) dary 

usually an exclamation and not a statement, legen (wait for it) dary is the word legendary, broken only to be taken to greater heights by a master

MLVR to LVS - "Your energy receiving skills and your mastery of my friction generator when applying my letters in liquid energy to your fantastic curves is legen (wait for it) dary!"

LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."

legen (wait for it) dary by Elric21 July 31, 2012

energy giver 

male; one who releases liquid energy, (ejaculate shot from a friction generator)

LVSed by LL master - "He is the BEST energy giver."

LVSed recently by an LL artisan - "Is there that much difference between an LL artisan and an LL master?"

LVSed by LL master - "If your LL artisan ever takes you to where you want to elevate him to LL master, you'll know."

energy giver by Elric21 July 31, 2012

LVS 

shorthand for lavaliese

LVR - "My LVS takes friction like a champ."

LVS by Elric21 July 31, 2012

LVR

shorthand for lavalier

LVS through text to sister in sorority - "Have you met my LVR?"

Sorority sister - "No I don't think I have" (Not that I would ever mention last night to you...)

LVR by Elric21 July 31, 2012

liquid energy 

a stimulant in liquid form;

or: ejaculate shot from a friction generator, also known as a love truncheon or penis.

LVS - "I'm not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed that this dude used his love truncheons leftover liquid energy to lavalier me last night..."

liquid energy by Elric21 July 31, 2012