Elric21's definitions

liquid energy

a stimulant in liquid form;

or: ejaculate shot from a friction generator, also known as a love truncheon or penis.

LVS - "I'm not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed that this dude used his love truncheons leftover liquid energy to lavalier me last night..."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

greeking

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered

"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

legen (wait for it) dary

usually an exclamation and not a statement, legen (wait for it) dary is the word legendary, broken only to be taken to greater heights by a master

MLVR to LVS - "Your energy receiving skills and your mastery of my friction generator when applying my letters in liquid energy to your fantastic curves is legen (wait for it) dary!"

LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

four way stop

a place where to roads intersect and all four points have stop signs and everyone thinks they have the right of way. this is also the place were everyone lays on the horn and throws the finger.

hey its cheaper than traffic lights.

by elric21 October 29, 2004

apprentice

beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.

"And so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering I set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an LL master myself."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

lavalier

one who practices any of the four levels of lavaliering, (the act of writing your greek letters on a lavaliese with your liquid energy: see also brand, branding, greeked, greeking); a lavalier is inherently an energy giver, (see also liquid energy, friction generator)

The four lavalier levels are:
Apprentice
Journeyman
Artisan
Master

What LL are you?

"Pssh, bro, you're just an lavalier level journeyman. Don't brag til you're at least an LL artisan."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

epic

a state of being that may be applied as an adjective to various things which have attained a level just below legen, (wait for it) dary

LVR - "As an LL artisan, I can only claim to be epic. The MLVR is yet a master and therefore legen (wait for it) dary!"

by Elric21 July 31, 2012