Definitions by Elijah Rothschild, Esq.

Bust A Bronco 

1. The loud noise that is made when you open 24 oz. size Monster Energy Drinks by twisting them with the plastic seal still on. It sounds like a fucking gun went off.

2. The actual act of opening said beverage. However, you have only "busted the bronco" when the aforementioned noise is made.

This is homeless-speak that is relatively common to lowlifes and homeless people in the Southeastern Michigan area.

"Hey, shitfucker! You wanna bust a bronco with me? I'm so tired."

"Me too, Dave. Your cock sure did wear me out last night..."

Bust A Bronco by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. May 20, 2013

Dongsaber 

A dildo that is long enough that it can be used to sword fight with.

Nancy and Fat Carol were raging lesbians. Fat Carol, being the more dominant cunt in the relationship, loved to smack here lover around with her enormous dongsaber before penetrating Nancy fiercely.

Dongsaber by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. May 13, 2013

Dewey 

A DUI. Phonetically, DUI (as in Driving Under the Influence) can be pronounced as such. In rural Michigan, people often say that they got a Dewey as opposed to a DUI.

"Man, you drive! I'm already working on my second Dewey as is."

Dewey by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. April 17, 2013

Indecidual 

An individual who is constantly indecisive about everything.

"Honey, can you help me decide what to wear for our date?"
"Dammit, Nancy! Why can't you make up your fucking mind about shit? Indeciduals like you are so fucking lame!

Indecidual by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. March 14, 2013