ElgeoHarris's definitions

max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.

Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.

by Elgeoharris February 23, 2004

Gigli

A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.

I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.

by Elgeoharris December 13, 2003

pothead

1.A person who especially enjoys the smoking of the weeeed.
2. A person who has an affinity for Harry Potter.

1.Weeeeeeeeeeed
2.Harry Potteeeeeeeeeer

by Elgeoharris March 20, 2004

rotfflmgdaoyfbapos

Nice try, Sgt., but it stands for Rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off you fucking bitch ass piece of shit.

I was rotfflmgdaoyfbapos at that forum!

by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003

7

Abbreviation for the BMW 7-series.

Check out that new 7 parked outside!

by Elgeoharris March 20, 2004

art webb 1986

Brother of Rake Yohn, son of Mary Webb and Mitchell Nineteeneightysix.

Mary Webb 1986 is Art Webb 1986's mother.

by Elgeoharris February 20, 2004

Geico

Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".

-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!

-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!


-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!

-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

by Elgeoharris December 7, 2003