Eleven Tails's definitions

Tying A Knot

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.

"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Chocolate Cheese

A man ejaculate's in his partner's asshole, puts in a buttplug, then removes it after 24 hours and then eat's his partner's ass.

"I tried to give my girlfriend a Chocolate Cheese, but she had to take a dump the next morning and all my effort went down the drain."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

Truck-kun

A supernatural force that sends people to fantasy worlds by killing them

"I just heard that your brother was run over and killed. I'm so sorry. At least he's in a better place."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Soggy

A post-sex state of being filthy with the sweat and fluids of your partner(s), can also depend on their general hygiene and how often they have sex.

When your thirst has been completely quenched.

"Ugh, when that soggy thot whined at me at Coachella, I could smell the jizz in her hair."
"That was the nastiest orgy ever. I was so soggy afterward that I needed a chemical shower."
"If we're going to have sex again, turn on the AC. This summer heat made me way too soggy last night."

by Eleven Tails March 31, 2020