Definitions by Eleven Tails
Squid Squirt
When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.
"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."
Squid Squirt by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018
Irish Hearing Aid
Irish Hearing Aid by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Chocolate Cheese
A man ejaculate's in his partner's asshole, puts in a buttplug, then removes it after 24 hours and then eat's his partner's ass.
"I tried to give my girlfriend a Chocolate Cheese, but she had to take a dump the next morning and all my effort went down the drain."
Chocolate Cheese by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Cream Spray
When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.
"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."
Cream Spray by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Spooge Reload
First, a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she swallows it. After, they have sex, vaginally or anally, and right when the man cums, the woman makes herself throw up, ejecting the old semen while new semen is pumped into her.
"My girlfriend and I tried a Spooge Reload last night. Unfortunately, we forgot to put a bucket under her face and the mess was awful."
Spooge Reload by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Skank Shank
"I got kicked out of the gang bang last night because I tried to give her a Skank Shank. It's my fault they were hogging the other holes!"
Skank Shank by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018
Truck-kun
"I just heard that your brother was run over and killed. I'm so sorry. At least he's in a better place."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."
Truck-kun by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018