Definitions by ElCommissioner
gut choke
A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
gut choke by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017
Finito Benito
A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.
When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".
Finito Benito by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017
dead endin'
The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.
"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.
dead endin' by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017
Chocolate Cake Diplomacy
The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
Chocolate Cake Diplomacy by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
Bolshoi President
Any leader of a group of people, who was "elected" to serve said people, but was actually appointed and propped up by an outside, usually sinister force.
I went down to City Hall to get a permit for the Cement Day Festival, but the damned Bolshoi President wanted me to check the box and donate to the friggin' Duck Pond fund.
Bolshoi President by ElCommissioner March 26, 2017
Trump-in-the-Rump
The emotional, or sometimes physical, feeling of having been betrayed. Not a horrific feeling, like being stabbed in the back by your brother, but not a Circus-in-the Round pleasureable experience either. It is often accompanied by immeasurable disbelief.
Jeez... I went to the reading of my Gramdma's will. She gave all her money to her Hamster! It was a real Trump-in-the-Rump.
Trump-in-the-Rump by ElCommissioner February 16, 2017