Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.
"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"
by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023
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manaste woman

A manaste woman (ma-nasty wo-man) is a social change driven, yoga inspired person, capable of performing the "Downward Dog" and the "Up Yours!".
Reports indicate that there is a large group of manaste woman gathered at City Hall, peacefully protesting the proposed ordinance outlawing the public wearing of capris, leggings, and yoga pants.
by ElCommissioner January 01, 2018
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frackquake

A frackquake is a small earthquake created by fracking, the heinous practice of injecting liquid at high pressure to extract oil or gas. Frackquakes are usually small and oftentimes not even felt.
Woken up early in the morning, the man said to his wife,

"Did you feel that?"
"Probably just another frackquake. Go back to sleep," she responded.
by ElCommissioner October 15, 2018
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Valley of the Tunes

The Sonoma Valley, in northern California, is sometimes called the Valley of the Moon. This is derived from its slightly crescent shape. Because the valley is home to a very lively music scene, the area is also cleverly called the Valley of the Tunes.
Dude, I'll be in Sonoma; we have a gig in the Valley of the Tunes this Saturday.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2022
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Valley of the Tunes

Jack London, the famed adventure writer from the early 1900's, called the Sonoma Valley in California, his home towards the end of his life. He referred to the valley as the "Valley of the Moon". The clever twist on that phrase, Valley of the Tunes, refers to the vibrant live music scene here.
There is a ton of music this weekend here in the Valley of the Tunes!
by ElCommissioner May 01, 2022
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nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.
It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.
by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018
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Shrinkchronicity

The physical process of losing height due to spinal compression when it is experienced by more than one person, I.e. a long time married couple .
The Campbells would still be the tallest couple in the family if it weren’t for shrinkchronicity.
by ElCommissioner June 11, 2019
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