ElCommissioner 's definitions
A person blessed with a Phonographic Memory has the ability to instantly recall and name the origin of sounds, chords, bass lines, drum fills, and guitar licks from the records he/she/they heard in their youth. Everybody recognizes the opening licks of "Satisfaction", but a person with Phonographic Memory "...can name that song in one note."
It is not the hearing of a train whistle and being reminded of the long summer evenings in Iowa. It is not recognizing a song being played faintly in the background of a Budweiser commercial. It is directly related to the graphic recording ( the LP or 45 rpm record, quite likely ) of those particular notes, and a instantaneous and pinpoint recognition of the song. Phonographic Memory (PM) is like muscle memory, as it is developed by repetition.
It is not the hearing of a train whistle and being reminded of the long summer evenings in Iowa. It is not recognizing a song being played faintly in the background of a Budweiser commercial. It is directly related to the graphic recording ( the LP or 45 rpm record, quite likely ) of those particular notes, and a instantaneous and pinpoint recognition of the song. Phonographic Memory (PM) is like muscle memory, as it is developed by repetition.
We gotta get Carlos on our team for this Trivia competition. The dude knows every song ever recorded! All he needs to hear is one note, and he can name it. He has Phonographic Memory!
by ElCommissioner November 17, 2018

Incogreado is the practice of reading social media, for the purposes of gathering information about those posting, but not posting or participating yourself. Essentially a modern form of reading over another person's shoulder, incogreado is an invisible, anonymous, and passive form of participation.
by ElCommissioner June 9, 2018

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.
by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

A member of a political party who blindly supports a member of that same political party, despite clear and overwhelming evidence that said politician is simply wrong for the job.
Did you see the result of that latest poll about our elected buffoon?
Dude, yes... those Reblindicans just can't see that their guy is a stinkin' idiot.
Dude, yes... those Reblindicans just can't see that their guy is a stinkin' idiot.
by ElCommissioner February 10, 2017

by ElCommissioner May 2, 2022

Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".
My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.
by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018

I sent in a word to Urban Dictionary today, and did not hear back from them... they have been somia!
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
