Definitions by ElCommissioner
learnyx
The learnyx is the area of the brain, very large in some people and very small in others, that is responsible for the acquisition of and storing of information.
I just can't seem to remember the words to this speech I need to give. There must be something wrong with my learnyx!
learnyx by ElCommissioner June 7, 2018
inchronicable
An inchronicable event is anything that is strangely out of time phase with the perceived reality of the moment. A photo of George Washington eating from a bucket of Popeye's. An image of Beethoven writing his music on an I-Pad. Reading the Sunday paper on Saturday. Things possible, just not right.
When I received a text this morning from one "Abe LIncoln", I was struck with how inchronicable it felt. How did he charge his phone with no electricity?
inchronicable by ElCommissioner May 10, 2018
loop tune
Experiencing a loop tune is an odd and bothersome phenomenon. It is when a song is playing continually in your mind's listening room, and you want it to cease and desist. The song could be a pleasant one, but it is always then an unappreciated song. It can be triggered by an outside force, the audio feed on Gas Station TV, for example, or internally, perhaps by an errant childhood memory. There is seemingly nothing that can be done about the presence of a loop tune.
"I am about to lose my mind. I have had a loop tune running for three days straight now." complained the fair maiden. "Which song?" asked her suitor. "Mockingbird". "Oh, fuck, I'm sorry."
loop tune by ElCommissioner January 14, 2018
wordsician
A wordsician is a person who occupies their time with the interesting, playful, and perhaps musical arrangement of words. Not a speechwriter, not a novelist, not a journalist...more of a poet for one's whole soul.
That dude we saw last night at the OverEasy Club...he was quite a wordsician; he had my mind spinning' and dancin', all at the same time.
wordsician by ElCommissioner January 1, 2018
manaste woman
A manaste woman (ma-nasty wo-man) is a social change driven, yoga inspired person, capable of performing the "Downward Dog" and the "Up Yours!".
Reports indicate that there is a large group of manaste woman gathered at City Hall, peacefully protesting the proposed ordinance outlawing the public wearing of capris, leggings, and yoga pants.
manaste woman by ElCommissioner January 1, 2018
peckerpalooza
"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."
peckerpalooza by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017