When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".
by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022
A fauxpiphany is a sudden and surprising realization into the meaning of something, only to realize moments later that, alas, you were all wrong. Term coined by the great Lauren Brenner.
"Like a flash, it came to me why Pedro is always acting in that loud and unpredictable way...he is a genius savant!
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
by ElCommissioner June 13, 2019
A musician who plays the violin in many styles; classical or bluegrass, hillbilly, or rock. A hybrid musician of sorts, not a violinist or a fiddle player...that person is a fiddlist.
by ElCommissioner January 16, 2025
"Swingcentric" refers to a type of music, or a band that plays the type of music, that heavily relies upon a dance beat. Particularly Western Swing, big band music, rockabilly, etc.
Let's hit the dance floor, this band is crazy swingcentric!
by ElCommissioner October 18, 2023
Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.
by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
Incogreado is the practice of reading social media, for the purposes of gathering information about those posting, but not posting or participating yourself. Essentially a modern form of reading over another person's shoulder, incogreado is an invisible, anonymous, and passive form of participation.
by ElCommissioner May 27, 2018
A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.
When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".
by ElCommissioner July 01, 2017