You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.
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by ElCommissioner November 04, 2018
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If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
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The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
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I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
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by ElCommissioner January 16, 2025
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