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ESP (exceedingly significant partner)

Your ESP is the person you love, choose to spend time with, share all thoughts and feelings with , and occasionally even finish the sentences of. There is a certain amount of ESP (extra sensory perception) to all truly meaningful relationships. Your ESP is invaluable as you navigate life.
I am attending the show with my ESP (exceedingly significant partner) . She said "Yes" before I even asked her to go with me.
by ElCommissioner December 3, 2019
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Valley of the Tunes

The Sonoma Valley, in northern California, is sometimes called the Valley of the Moon. This is derived from its slightly crescent shape. Because the valley is home to a very lively music scene, the area is also cleverly called the Valley of the Tunes.
Dude, I'll be in Sonoma; we have a gig in the Valley of the Tunes this Saturday.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2022
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Sleazident

A sleazident is a person who holds the position at the helm of an organization, club, frat house, or Country. This person has disturbingly low moral character, poor manners, and a tendency to shock and offend the members of his organization.
"Did you hear what happened with the Sleazident today? The news came out about another tape of him grabbing a woman inappropriately, and later bragging about it. Then he paid her to keep quiet about it. Then he denied ever knowing her. When she played the tape of the incident, he denied it was him!"
by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018
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mypo

The term to define a typographical error (typo) combined with a confession that it was the caused by the writer is a "mypo".
"Yes...I meant to write the 14th...Mypo!"
by ElCommissioner November 23, 2019
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'splain'

Explanation is abbreviated in a fun and Ricky Ricardo way to " 'splain' ". Explain and explained ( 'splained) can also fit the form.
JoeBiden provided the 'splain' when he detailed the payments to be made to citizens.
by ElCommissioner March 18, 2021
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MyBun

MyBun and I enjoy each other very, very much.
by ElCommissioner August 13, 2018
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Long Story Short

A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!
by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
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