ElCommissioner 's definitions

quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.

I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

microgambia

A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.

He is one funny looking guy, he has a severe case of Microgambia.

by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Bunga

Charming nickname for Grandpa. Lovingly used by the best grandchildren in the Universe.

"It's Bunga's turn to sing," said 'Lil Rose.

by ElCommissioner April 23, 2022

scamdrel

A low life criminal entrepreneur who targets people to run his treacherous business practices upon. Different than a scammer, who is more akin to a fisherman casting a huge net, a scamdrel uses a big hook, and chooses his prey based upon value and vulnerability. His prize - their money; either directly or by selling faulty or flawed goods.

My neighbor, a lonely spinster, was victimized by a dirty rotten scamdrel, who wooed her to get at her bank account.

by ElCommissioner July 23, 2018

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017

dayjammas

Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.

Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.

by ElCommissioner November 1, 2020