ElCommissioner 's definitions
by ElCommissioner August 13, 2018
Get the MyBunmug. A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
Get the dogitudemug. by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
Get the Gretschcentricmug. A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.
by ElCommissioner July 14, 2020
Get the scentuationmug. Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
Get the lockdown poundsmug. Eventpathy is a social phenomenon wherein crowds of people remain passive and unengaged when an active and much more involved response is called for. It involves the feeling that "someone else will take care of the situation."
The festival area was littered with debris after the crowds dispersed, an example of rampant eventpathy.
by ElCommissioner June 22, 2019
Get the eventpathymug. Jack London, the famed adventure writer from the early 1900's, called the Sonoma Valley in California, his home towards the end of his life. He referred to the valley as the "Valley of the Moon". The clever twist on that phrase, Valley of the Tunes, refers to the vibrant live music scene here.
by ElCommissioner May 1, 2022
Get the Valley of the Tunesmug.