Definitions by ElCommissioner

fiddlist 

A musician who plays the violin in many styles; classical or bluegrass, hillbilly, or rock. A hybrid musician of sorts, not a violinist or a fiddle player...that person is a fiddlist.

She is so great... she plays it all, a true fiddlist!

fiddlist by ElCommissioner January 16, 2025

Carpe Hear'em 

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

Carpe Hear'em by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome 

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Peppasode 

A "Peppasode" is an episode of Peppa Pig.

I love the Peppasode about making they all made the birthday cake!

Peppasode by ElCommissioner November 26, 2023

swingcentric 

"Swingcentric" refers to a type of music, or a band that plays the type of music, that heavily relies upon a dance beat. Particularly Western Swing, big band music, rockabilly, etc.

Let's hit the dance floor, this band is crazy swingcentric!

swingcentric by ElCommissioner October 17, 2023

Glampa 

Glampa is a term of endearment, and nickname, from a grandchild to a grandfather. But not just any grandfather. A super fashion conscious, flashy and fancy kind of grandfather. You know, a glamorous guy.

"My Glampa is so embarrassing! He wears those skinny jeans and tight v-necks...and his nose ring!" said the 14 year old girl to her best friend.

Glampa by ElCommissioner March 5, 2023

eberteng 

A term of love and affection, to be used in place of the more mundane "everything".

"Baby, you are my eberteng," the interesting fella said to his lovergirl.

eberteng by ElCommissioner December 1, 2022