75 definitions by ElCommissioner

inchronicable

An inchronicable event is anything that is strangely out of time phase with the perceived reality of the moment. A photo of George Washington eating from a bucket of Popeye's. An image of Beethoven writing his music on an I-Pad. Reading the Sunday paper on Saturday. Things possible, just not right.

When I received a text this morning from one "Abe LIncoln", I was struck with how inchronicable it felt. How did he charge his phone with no electricity?

by ElCommissioner March 14, 2018

deepmarketing

The practice of deception, bolstering, exaggerating, bait and switching, etc., using modern technology, all done to sell a product is know as deepmarketing. Promoting a scam; fake products or pricing. Also, deepmarket, deepmarketed, etc.

I was looking for a new amp for my guitar, when I came across a website that had just what I was looking for, at a price that was WAY lower than I had ever seen. It showed photos from the manufacturer and everything. I am sure it was just deepmarketing, total scam.

by ElCommissioner July 3, 2018

eberteng

A term of love and affection, to be used in place of the more mundane "everything".

"Baby, you are my eberteng," the interesting fella said to his lovergirl.

by ElCommissioner December 2, 2022

gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.

"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"

by ElCommissioner March 23, 2018

scentuation

A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.

Some people love their toast burned; but I feel it is just creates a bad scentuation. Yuk!

by ElCommissioner July 15, 2020

swingcentric

"Swingcentric" refers to a type of music, or a band that plays the type of music, that heavily relies upon a dance beat. Particularly Western Swing, big band music, rockabilly, etc.

Let's hit the dance floor, this band is crazy swingcentric!

by ElCommissioner October 18, 2023

GAS

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.

Dude, I have GAS...I gotta stop at the guitar shop on the way home. they got a new shipment in.

by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022