nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

dayjammas

Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.

Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.

by ElCommissioner November 01, 2020

dead endin'

The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.

"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.

by ElCommissioner July 01, 2017

catniption fit

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.

I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!

by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019

dogitude

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.

Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.

by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022

soshmeed

Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".

I was on soshmeed today, and saw the craziest meme!

by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021

wordbatim

Wordbatim means the same thing as "verbatim"; exact same wording as the original message. However, in this day and age, we need a more "street" version.

Hey, man.... Jimmy told us, "You'd better be there at 8, Dogs." That's wordbatim... we gotta move!"

by ElCommissioner July 28, 2019