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Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.
Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.
by ElCommissioner November 1, 2020
Get the dayjammas mug."In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."
by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017
Get the peckerpalooza mug.Just a simple and lazy form of the very popular phrase "social media". We do not have enough time to say all five syllables, just say "soshmeed".
by ElCommissioner January 29, 2021
Get the soshmeed mug.Wordbatim means the same thing as "verbatim"; exact same wording as the original message. However, in this day and age, we need a more "street" version.
by ElCommissioner July 28, 2019
Get the wordbatim mug.The “Full Fauci” is the policy and protocol regarding entrance to a public event during these COVID times. The explanatory copy follows:
With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.
*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.
*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
"It gonna be slow gettin' in, they're using the Full Fauci at the door," said the concert goer to his buddy.
by ElCommissioner October 2, 2021
Get the Full Fauci mug.Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.
by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019
Get the catniption fit mug.Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?
Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.
Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.
by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023
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