Definitions by El-Keter

bitch-slappery 

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

bitch-slappery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ahk 

1. The Arabic and Hebrew term for "brother."

2. Slang for brother, deriving from it's use by inner-city groups with Islamic or Hebraic backgrounds.

see also: ahki and ak

"Ayyo, whaddup ahk?"

ahk by El-Keter July 24, 2002

bitch-assery 

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.

"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"

bitch-assery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

jettison by El-Keter July 24, 2002

be out

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

"I gotta be out holmes, I'll check you later."

be out by El-Keter July 24, 2002

wooification

1. An act of violence.

2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.

3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.

"Bitch, if you don't gimme my money I'm gonna have to introduce yo ass to some serious wooification."

"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."

wooification by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.

"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

ghetto ninja by El-Keter July 24, 2002