Definitions by El-Keter

bitch-slappery 

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

bitch-slappery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ahk 

1. The Arabic and Hebrew term for "brother."

2. Slang for brother, deriving from it's use by inner-city groups with Islamic or Hebraic backgrounds.

see also: ahki and ak

"Ayyo, whaddup ahk?"

ahk by El-Keter July 24, 2002

jettison

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

see also: jet

"I gotta get up early tomarrow so I'm about to jettison."

jettison by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ak 

1. Misspelled form of the term "ahk."

see also: ahk

"I'm a new jack who wants to sound down on the internet so I call people ''ak'' even though I don't know how to spell it."

ak by El-Keter July 24, 2002

be out

1. To leave a location.

2. To quickly depart from a location.

"I gotta be out holmes, I'll check you later."

be out by El-Keter July 24, 2002

bitch-assery 

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.

"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"

bitch-assery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.

"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

ghetto ninja by El-Keter July 24, 2002