El ritardo's definitions

packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.

Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”

by El ritardo July 6, 2019

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.

(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Bad Dragon

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.

I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

*insert name here*

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*

*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Pride Preying

Exploiting/Creating marginalised communities for social/economic gain.

*homosexual transgender individual*: Ugh, I’m tired of these cunts at Starbucks putting rainbows in shit just to exploit me. I just want some fucking soy latte without any extra shit in it.
*me*: Looks like some hardcore pride preying if I’ve ever seen it.

by El ritardo June 5, 2019

Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020