Definitions by El ritardo
Hibbert Syndrome
Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.
After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
Hibbert Syndrome by El ritardo September 14, 2020
Whipping up some Jelly
Whipping up some Jelly by El ritardo April 17, 2020
Painting some sea dragons
When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
Painting some sea dragons by El ritardo April 17, 2020
dealing myself a hand of solitaire
My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
dealing myself a hand of solitaire by El ritardo April 17, 2020
milking the missile
My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
milking the missile by El ritardo April 17, 2020
helping a friend get an oil change
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
helping a friend get an oil change by El ritardo April 17, 2020
packing an ambassador
Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
packing an ambassador by El ritardo July 6, 2019