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Definitions by El ritardo

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.
After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
Hibbert Syndrome by El ritardo September 14, 2020

Whipping up some Jelly 

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.
When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

helping a friend get an oil change 

A rather working-class term for jacking off.
My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

milking the missile 

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

packing an ambassador 

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”