El ritardo's definitions

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.

(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Bad Dragon

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.

I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Korean Barbecue

Terms used for large gatherings of Korea-obsessed Jews.

There’s a Korean barbecue over at the NRG stadium due to the EXO concert. Let’s light it up later.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017