El ritardo's definitions

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.

(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Bad Dragon

An online shopping service for custom-made animal dildos.

I bought something from Bad Dragon the yesterday, and it kept me up all night.

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Cardi B Feminist

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

by El ritardo June 28, 2018

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Vidalia ass

An ass so sweet, it makes you cry, alluding to the vidalia onion.

God damn, all these vidalia asses making me cry fam.

by El ritardo June 19, 2018