El ritardo's definitions

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Hoe Tag

A very slutty name, can go both ways depending on gender/sexuality.

hoe tag: Nicki, jocelyn, Stacey, grace, Ellie, earl, Justin, Rey, joe, tony, etc.

by El ritardo August 17, 2018

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 5, 2017

Elmo

Common name for a black person.

Elmo, darquise, Cedric and such names are common black names.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Ginger Nationalism

Gingers that believe they are their own ethnicity, and deserve their own country. Not to be confused with ginger supremacists.

Ginger nationalism remains the fastest growing political movement in the world, unfortunately.

by El ritardo June 20, 2018

Kegel Gym

NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.

*Kegel Gym instructor*- Release ...And clench!

by El ritardo June 1, 2019

Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018