El ritardo's definitions

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

testicular holocaust

Getting shot in the testicles.

That nigga felt testicular holocaust from that trap packing heat.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Vidalia ass

An ass so sweet, it makes you cry, alluding to the vidalia onion.

God damn, all these vidalia asses making me cry fam.

by El ritardo June 19, 2018

Cardi B Feminist

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

by El ritardo June 28, 2018

One Fast Boi

A bullet that hits its intended target.

Hit that nigga in Lisbon with that one fast boi, that nigga be pushing daisies now.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

Studio rape

Being sexually assaulted on a movie set

They say kevin spacey studio raped that kid.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

penis popper party

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018