El ritardo's definitions

Krip

Gay-ass nigga who whacks his gack to Korean pop shit.

“Wanna invite Tyson to the J. Cole concert?”
“Nah nigga that Krip he goin to that bts shit later tonight.”

by El ritardo June 14, 2018

K-pop kids

Ass cancer as a human

Them K-pop kids, man; they reach a level of gay never previously achieved.

by El ritardo June 14, 2018

Dutchhead

A term used for someone that travels to the Netherlands to have intercourse with teenage prostitutes.

Dad always told me that uncle George was a dutchhead and cheated on his wife. He said that he had to go on a “business trip” weekly.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

B.H.G

Stands for Big Hairy Gustavo. An overweight, hairy, Hispanic or sometimes Southern European man that just can’t be described any other way.

I really liked Ricardo, before he adopted that B.H.G lifestyle after visiting Mexico.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

iffy

Nasty, or just plain unsettling

Nigga that shit in Portugal was iffy, we fucked with the wrong homies there.

by El ritardo June 18, 2018