An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.
by El Zacko August 04, 2007
A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.
1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.
2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?
2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?
by El Zacko September 06, 2006
A term applied to Dolls that boys play with to make them seem more manly. The boys who are really compensating call them action figures.
"Hey Bobby, wanna come over after school and play with my action dolls?"
"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."
"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."
by El Zacko September 23, 2006
Something or someone that instantly can bring any good time no matter how crunk to an end within the blink of an eye. Mostly associated with white people.
"YO BITCH I COULD GET FUCKING CRUNK ALL NIGHT SON!!"
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."
"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."
"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."
by El Zacko September 23, 2006
Drink of no actual fruit origin known simply by its color, Purple Drink. From the makers of Orange Drink. Can be found in most refrigerators next to Sunny D.
by El Zacko September 23, 2006
The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
by El Zacko September 20, 2006