Definitions by El Smockito

butter cup blaster 

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

butter cup blaster by El Smockito January 3, 2010

lemon creamer 

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.

"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"

lemon creamer by El Smockito March 30, 2009

skoon dog 

A dog that is very old, or a dog that is crippled

The dog grew old over the years and lost his leg and became a skoon dog.

skoon dog by El Smockito April 12, 2005

scogen

another name for a cookie, biscuit, cracker, or muffin

my grandma makes excellent scogens when Christmas comes around.

scogen by El Smockito April 12, 2005