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taint

A slang term for the perineum which is the region between the scrotum and the anus in males.
Howard Stern shaves his taint because otherwise his crotch would smell from all the ass and scrotum sweat that clings to his hairs.
by El Roberto October 5, 2006
mugGet the taintmug.

douse

to take or "drop" acid (LSD).
"I doused tonight for the first time in a while, and it is kicking in now."
-Doug Stanhope, ACID
by El Roberto March 12, 2005
mugGet the dousemug.

dose

To take or "drop" acid (LSD).
"I dosed tonight for the first time in a while, and it is kicking in now."
-Doug Stanhope, ACID Bootleg
by El Roberto July 7, 2005
mugGet the dosemug.

butter face

A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.
She's a butter face: everything is sexy "butter" but her face.
by El Roberto April 8, 2004
mugGet the butter facemug.

bagpipe

To have sex by using the armpit of another person for stimulation of the penis until orgasm. The term makes reference to the Irish and Scottish musical instruments of the same name: bagpipes have an airbag that is inflated by the performer, held under the arm, and squeezed. This term is heard most often among gays, but the act can be performed by hetero- or homosexuals.
"I humped my partner's armpit until I came, what we call a bagpipe."
by El Roberto July 7, 2005
mugGet the bagpipemug.

banana oil

(archaic) Insincere or nonsense speech. This term is an example of 1920s ("flapper" era)American slang. Synonyms from the era include horse feathers and applesauce.
"He poured banana oil in her ear, telling her flattering sweet lies to lure her heart."
by El Roberto July 7, 2005
mugGet the banana oilmug.

no fly zone

1. air space off-limits to the air force of a certain country. The term received a lot of media attention after the first Iraq war when the Iraqi air force was not allowed to fly in areas prohibited by the U.N.

2. reference to the anus and anal sex, particualrly with a woman. Used on the Howard Stern Show as way to get past the censors.
Did she let you penetrate her no fly zone?
by El Roberto April 3, 2004
mugGet the no fly zonemug.

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