El Roberto's definitions

pov

an abbreviation for "point of view". In addition to its use as a device in literature (as described in a previous definition on this site) it has also become commonly used in pornography. With the rise of handheld video cameras and the spread of amateur porn on the internet, a whole sub-genre of pov porn has developed.

In a pov porn the man receiving sexual ratification holds the camera himself and aims it down at his genitals and the partner/s who is/are pleasuring him. This is in contrast to having a separate camera crew filming the action. The effect is to give the viewer the sense that he is experiencing the sexual acts he is watching as opposed to simply watching others as a voyeur.

I get so excited watching pov porn. I feel like I am really there and it's just me and the porn star!

by El Roberto November 14, 2005

douse

to take or "drop" acid (LSD).

"I doused tonight for the first time in a while, and it is kicking in now."
-Doug Stanhope, ACID

by El Roberto March 12, 2005

banana oil

(archaic) Insincere or nonsense speech. This term is an example of 1920s ("flapper" era)American slang. Synonyms from the era include horse feathers and applesauce.

"He poured banana oil in her ear, telling her flattering sweet lies to lure her heart."

by El Roberto July 7, 2005

taint

A slang term for the perineum which is the region between the scrotum and the anus in males.

Howard Stern shaves his taint because otherwise his crotch would smell from all the ass and scrotum sweat that clings to his hairs.

by El Roberto October 5, 2006

dose

To take or "drop" acid (LSD).

"I dosed tonight for the first time in a while, and it is kicking in now."
-Doug Stanhope, ACID Bootleg

by El Roberto July 7, 2005

butter face

A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.

She's a butter face: everything is sexy "butter" but her face.

by El Roberto April 8, 2004

turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

by El Roberto August 1, 2004