Definitions by El Rob

affluenza 

1. An unfortunate social disease, among whose many symptoms include rich suburban kids pretending to be "street" while secretly processing their business school apps at night.

2. An inflated sense of entitlement wholly unrelated to talent or effort, currently seen spreading across the developed world.

This was once a decent, if unremarkable, high school cafeteria, before the dread onset of affluenza. Now mail order bling and off-kilter hats reign to dismay the sane...

affluenza by El Rob July 29, 2005

pantaloupes

Shapely buttocks, male or female

I've still got the goods; check out these pantaloupes!

pantaloupes by El Rob July 18, 2005

chated 

(rhymes with "dated") chate chater 1. to be on the receiving end of a swindle, scam, rip-off or similarly unacceptable behaviour.

a. My friend got chated by this chick who never showed up last night!

b. After realising his buddy had returned his car after a week with zero gas in the tank he felt supremely chated.

chated by El Rob July 15, 2005