Definitions by El Martillo

emmeffer 

n. a censored motherfucker.

"... so out of nowhere this emmeffer walks up to Jeff and says ...."

emmeffer by El Martillo January 11, 2009

mommyknocker 

n. a motherfucker from Maine.

A guy who boosts your lobster traps is a real mommyknocker, eh?

mommyknocker by El Martillo January 11, 2009

dunk a dutchman

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta dunk a dutchman."

dunk a dutchman by El Martillo January 6, 2009

C. J. Roaster 

He's the guy who never saves the green hit.

"Man, I need to position myself between the glass and C. J. Roaster. He's going to torch it."

C. J. Roaster by El Martillo July 24, 2008

Riding dirtily 

to be driving with contraband ever mindful of proper grammar

I fear those police officers or "po po," if you will, may catch me riding dirtily should they choose to pull me over.

Riding dirtily by El Martillo February 29, 2008

yanumbyasome?

shorthand substitute for "you know what I'm saying?;" the proper response to which is: "Inumbyasome."

Chuck: "I like statements of opinion, yanumbyasome?"

Bruce nodding approval: "Inumbyasome."

yanumbyasome? by el Martillo November 28, 2007