El Martillo's definitions

emmeffer

n. a censored motherfucker.

"... so out of nowhere this emmeffer walks up to Jeff and says ...."

by El Martillo January 11, 2009

mommyknocker

n. a motherfucker from Maine.

A guy who boosts your lobster traps is a real mommyknocker, eh?

by El Martillo January 11, 2009

Riding dirtily

to be driving with contraband ever mindful of proper grammar

I fear those police officers or "po po," if you will, may catch me riding dirtily should they choose to pull me over.

by El Martillo February 29, 2008

yanumbyasome?

shorthand substitute for "you know what I'm saying?;" the proper response to which is: "Inumbyasome."

Chuck: "I like statements of opinion, yanumbyasome?"

Bruce nodding approval: "Inumbyasome."

by el Martillo November 28, 2007

dunk a dutchman

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta dunk a dutchman."

by El Martillo January 6, 2009

C. J. Roaster

He's the guy who never saves the green hit.

"Man, I need to position myself between the glass and C. J. Roaster. He's going to torch it."

by El Martillo July 24, 2008