Thefterize

The act of illegally acquiring what is not yours.
Awwww man, we don't have any cables left in that drawer because somebody is always thefterizing them.
by El Jefe November 07, 2003
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liquid tension experiment

A project beginning origionally as a solo-album for Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy and gradually growing to be a collective project of soon-to-be Dream Theater Keyboardist Jordan Rudess (who was accepted to Juliard at the age of 9), Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci, and bass guitarist Tony Levin (former King Crimson, Pink Floyd, and Paul Simon band member).

Both albums were completed in a week and were entirely improvised.
Albums: LTE 1 and LTE 2

"Try and keep yourself from your drums after hearing this." -Tony Levon to Mike Portnoy in the writing stages of Osmosis (LTE 1)
by El Jefe February 28, 2005
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knob gobblin

one who enjoys fellatio
That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!
by el jefe November 25, 2003
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buckled

adjective - To be incapacitated due to a variety of factors, most of which involve alcohol.
"Man, Alfonse is stumbling all over the place...he's really buckled."
by El Jefe February 09, 2004
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open a can of whup ass

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!
by El Jefe November 11, 2003
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frumundah

1. The cheese from under my balls. 2. The pure funk of ball sweat. 3. The discharge left by a pair of funky nuts.
Jimmy: You ever had imported frumundah cheese before?
Jane: I like cheese from foreign places. Where is it from?
Jimmy: Oh, its the cheese from under my balls. Want me to scrape some up?
by El Jefe April 14, 2005
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seeing double

An exclamation made when seeing a woman endowed with exceptionally large breasts.
"Whoa, are those really that big, or am I seeing double?
by el jefe June 11, 2004
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