El Fredo's definitions

Wham

Whale of a Ham. A ham product that Cary Grant's character was assigned to market in this one movie. I don't remember which one.

If you ain't eatin' Wham you ain't eatin' ham.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004

mink

Lke a weasle but prettier.

I bought a mink coat and a zuchinni-munching weasle came at me with a chainsaw.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004

fuitahwabrd

A clever and not obvious way of expressing hostility.

Fuck yoU In The AssHole With A Big Rubber Dick

Person A: Linkin Park sucks!

Person B: Fuitahwabrd!

by El Fredo April 11, 2004

toast

Totally
Obnoxious
Annoying
Senseless
Thread

A thread on a forum that has become doomed due to excessive spam, flaming, or general idiocy. Unlike spam, toast referst to an entire thread, rather than an individual post or series of posts.

I had a good thread going but then some jackoff started flaming and now it's toast.

by El Fredo March 7, 2005

legal

Conforming to laws and/or rules. Accepted by a ruling or administrative body.

Hippy 1: Alcohol is legal, man, but pot isn't, man.
Hippy 2: I know, man, what's up with that, man? I mean, who says what's legal, man?
Police: Open up! We know what you're doing and it's not legal!

by El Fredo October 26, 2004

double jackass

An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons.

Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double jackass idea.

by El Fredo October 27, 2004

Dungeon Siege

An action RPG by Gas Powered Games and Microsoft Game Studios, Dungeon Siege is very much like Diablo but easier and with more importance of gold and nonmagical items. Inlike Diablo, DS allows a single player to control up to 8 characters instead of 1, and the skills determine the class, not the other way around. It can also be played online, but I have yet to figure out how.

DS has given me more shit that any other program I've used. It's a fun game but be prepared to be frustrated.

Dammit, Dungeon Siege is locking up again? What the hell do you mean, "Gathering exception data"? Shit, that's the 3rd time today!

by El Fredo October 10, 2004