El Don Diguidi's definitions

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

Sopaipilla

A puffy, hollow, fried bread made from a dough similar to dough used to make flour tortillas. Can be eaten plain, with honey, or used as an "edible spoon" (much like a tortilla). It can also be stuffed with beans, chile, meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.

I had a stuffed sopaipilla, served Christmas for lunch.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

jodaso

A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.

Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.

by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005

Taoseño

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Nalgón

Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009