El Don Diguidi's definitions

jodaso

A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.

Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.

by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005

güero

Spanish slang for a white person, like calling someone a honkey. Can also be used as a term of endearment for a Latino who has lighter skin, probably of Spanish descent. Güero is masculine, güera is feminine.

I saw a bunch of güeros in Santa Fe the other day. They were all talking about art and shit. Pinche gringos.

by El Don Diguidi February 17, 2006

Chingadero

A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".

Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Sopaipilla

A puffy, hollow, fried bread made from a dough similar to dough used to make flour tortillas. Can be eaten plain, with honey, or used as an "edible spoon" (much like a tortilla). It can also be stuffed with beans, chile, meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.

I had a stuffed sopaipilla, served Christmas for lunch.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009