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runt ball

I love it when my GF holds my runt ball in her mouth and hums the national anthem. God bless America!
by El Conquistador July 10, 2017
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 5, 2021
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gas powered gawk gawk

Going down on a cock while using one or both hands in a twisting motion to enhance pleasure and maximize jizz production.
Thank you for purchasing your new gas powered gawk gawk. Follow the instructions in the quick start guide to begin using your new gas powered gawk gawk. With proper care and maintenance, your new gas powered gawk gawk will provide you years of trouble free service.

Step 1: Before using your gas powered gawk gawk, make sure the shaft is clean and free from any obstacles.
Step 2: Bring the shaft to about eye level. Misalignment could cause poor performance.
Step 3: Set the choke, all the way until properly seated.
Step 4: Pull the starter handle forcefully. The shaft should begin to inflate. If it begins to stutter, ease off the choke a little.
Step 5: Your gawk gawk is provided with two twist throttles. Use both throttles for maximum output.
Step 6: Now rev both throttles simultaneously, like a two stroke Yamaha, while applying gentle suction on the open end

of the shaft.
Step 7: Continue until completely empty, if used properly, your gawk gawk will remove every drop.
Pro tip: For added performance, press the brown supercharger button located on the rear.
by El Conquistador May 9, 2022
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kansas city hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
by El Conquistador July 12, 2017
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Kansas City hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.
by El Conquistador July 12, 2017
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West Virginia flap jack

Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.
The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.
by El Conquistador July 15, 2017
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fire helmet

When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.
Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.
by El conquistador January 17, 2014
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