Aceret

A male boy who exceeds the max level of popularity, athleticism, good looks, and the attraction of women. This unique being has a 6.5 inch hard on with extraordinary girth. His nick name is often called "Ace" for his gift of hops for volleyball and getting a lot of, "aces"

Damn, Zach aceret is so hot

by Ehhh oooh May 15, 2014

Flynn

Anyone with this name is instantly hot as fuck and can pork any blonde in the bars

Is that Flynn? He must have a huge cock

by Ehhh oooh March 14, 2016

Seymour

Anyone with this name is a fat whore

Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus

Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!

by Ehhh oooh March 14, 2016