Definitions by Effed

Clark 

To thwack, a blunt hit.

I clarked him in the face with a brick.

Clark by Effed November 6, 2003

Fecal Fanatic 

One who is infatuated with poo.

Wow, your dad is a real fecal fanatic!

Fecal Fanatic by Effed November 6, 2003

swuff 

Mung, swill, swank.. its all the same.

Clean that swuff from behind the toilet!

swuff by Effed November 6, 2003

ramster

Step one: Insert a paper towel tube into your anus.

Step two: Cram an angry hamster into the tube.

Step three: Dial 911

No MOMMY!!! Not the ramster treatment again!!

ramster by Effed November 6, 2003