Definitions by Edward Ling

Spunky button 

Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.

Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?

Spunky button by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

Ling’s ritual by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

Dry Duncan by Edward Ling September 27, 2017