Edward Ling's definitions

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Spunky button

Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.

Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017