A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 06, 2025
Get the Humid as a Hare's Assmug. CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024
Get the Compulsive Num Num Disordermug. Edow Robert is a mythical being from a limited release story by Stephen King titled "The Land Beyond Dreams". In this book, humans' dreams are being controlled by beings known as Edows. These Edows play a role similar to Freddy Krueger, tormenting the humans' dreams and giving them constant anxiety in the "Conscious Land". One major Edow in this book is Edow Robert who is the supreme ruler of the Edows. He takes the form of a twisted teddy bear and haunts the dreams of Billy Knight and most of the residents of Birmingham until they commit suicide.
Person 1: Edow Robert is gonna haunt your dreams tonight and consume your mortal soul for he is the supreme ruler of Dreamland! Mwahahaha!
Person 2: mommy! You said a happy ending story tonight! *Cries*
Person 2: mommy! You said a happy ending story tonight! *Cries*
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 13, 2021
Get the Edow Robertmug. The foam extracted from a nursing home patient's diapy wipey after being used for government experimentation aka PSYOP milking.
Edow Robert mentions this in Sahelanthropus Gobb annual bitey bite sleazefest in The Land Beyond Dreams by Stephen King.
Edow Robert mentions this in Sahelanthropus Gobb annual bitey bite sleazefest in The Land Beyond Dreams by Stephen King.
Bill Murray: I smell diaper foam! Yuuuck!
David Cross: I was sticking my head in the toilet and singing Nicki Minaj songs, what was that?
Bill: I said I smell diaper foam, goddamnit!
David:Oopsy! Me diapey full daddy!!
David Cross: I was sticking my head in the toilet and singing Nicki Minaj songs, what was that?
Bill: I said I smell diaper foam, goddamnit!
David:Oopsy! Me diapey full daddy!!
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom July 14, 2024
Get the Diaper Foammug. A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024
Get the Gothic Dark Lordmug. Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 19, 2025
Get the Cocker Spanielmug. Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.
Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 15, 2025
Get the Gumby Torturemug.