The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."
Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.
HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!
Willo: Here's your nuts.
Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only
me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp
food Mon!
HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!
Willo: Here's your nuts.
Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only
me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp
food Mon!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 07, 2009
A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
A boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. Pork Scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a Pork Scotch aswell.When the boring old bastard speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. He wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. He has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. Pork Scotch is also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly, and The Arsehole. His real name is Max (AKA Pork Scotch)
MONK: Look at The Arsehole. The clothes are terrible! Ugly, Ugly old bastard!
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009
A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
an item only worn by a paki it carries a spare supply of curry and adds another 3 inches to their ugly twatty heads and woe betide any of the wankers if they block my view again. A curry hat is also known as a turban.
I cant see the wrestling because theres some paki twats with curry hats in front of us. Arseholes! If that bastard doesnt take it off I´ll rip it off the wanker! Lets hope Triple H comes out and beats the shit OFF of em, no wait, their skins that colour!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 29, 2009
Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.
Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009