42 definitions by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick

an item only worn by a paki it carries a spare supply of curry and adds another 3 inches to their ugly twatty heads and woe betide any of the wankers if they block my view again. A curry hat is also known as a turban.
I cant see the wrestling because theres some paki twats with curry hats in front of us. Arseholes! If that bastard doesnt take it off I´ll rip it off the wanker! Lets hope Triple H comes out and beats the shit OFF of em, no wait, their skins that colour!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 29, 2009
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Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 06, 2009
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A phrase used by people that hate Chav Music. It means I need a shit. The main few phrases used to mean the same thing are I need a rap, I need a rave. I need a gangsta rap, I need an R&B, I need a clubland, I need a hip-hop, and I need a pop. They originate from the phrase I need a Chav Music.
Dad: Shall we go to ADSA then Flonkule to see Daniel the Spacker?

Flonkule: Yeah one sec, I need a rap.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 19, 2009
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A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.
Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009
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A huge set of keys that make someone that is truly as important as a little fat security guard look as important as they actually are. Never seen without the holder wearing some Pork Scotch Shades and a gay Dickurity Guard uniform.
Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.

Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009
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A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!

Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
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A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."
Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.


Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 07, 2009
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