Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Restroom

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Dame Judi

This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.

It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.

1. Who made that awful Dame Judi?
2. The toilet was filled with a terrible Judi Dench.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Growler

A public lavatory, especially one in an unsophicated area.

"Where's your growler?" (As used in Russ Meyer film, 1969 by Charles Napier, actor of sorts, enquiring for the lavvy at a petrol station - or gas if you prefer).

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006