Definitions by Edna Sweetlove

Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)

Brown-Nose by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

Islamic Position of Prayer by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

dong 

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

dong by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

downpipe 

The anal canal, the bottom hole, the shitpipe

Fat women need to fart in order to tell their lovers which is their lovebox and which is their downpipe.

downpipe by Edna Sweetlove September 4, 2006