Edna Sweetlove's definitions

Fagnet

A woman who attracts gay men

Liza Minelli is nearly as big a fagnet as her old Ma was!

by Edna Sweetlove October 5, 2006

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Jamfan

A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

"Mary had never met a jamfan before but at least it meant they could fuck 365 days a year"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

flogalot

from the verb "to flog", meaning to masturbate (males only): an obsessive wanker.

He was caught flogging in the lavs; he's a right flogalot.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006