Edna Sweetlove's definitions

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Jamfan

A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

"Mary had never met a jamfan before but at least it meant they could fuck 365 days a year"

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Dustbin

This is Cockney rhyming slang for a Jewish person;
Dustbin lid = Yid

It is moderately impolite.
It can be used with or without the second word "lid"; in traditional Cockney usage the "lid" would always be omitted.

1. He never trusted a Dustbin.
2. Everyone knew Sammy was a Dustbin Lid.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006