Eddie's definitions

Big Steely

A big bowling steel ball that Bowser dumps out of his Clown Pot.

The BIG STEELY rolled toward Mario.

by Eddie June 5, 2003

bitch-slapped

the impact of a high velocity backhand which can sometimes be covered in baby powder. used to mark territory.

1: agaergoergogoigoiGOIgjerg
2: shut up bitch!*slap*

by eddie May 23, 2005

chocolate chip

(adjetive) As everyone in the world knows Chocolate chip cookies are the best. Don’t dispute it cuz it is a fact. Chocolate Chips are the key element to making it the BEST and MOST TRIUMPHANT.

Literally meaning- BEST, MOST EXCELLENT, PALATIAL, AMAZING, some times can run along with SEXY.

1. That bz’s party last knight was CHOCOLATE CHIP.
2. I was a little bit too wasted, so I didn’t get to bring my CHOCOLATE CHIP game to the bedroom. Fuck it, she now has hep B.

by Eddie March 31, 2008

giles

giles is a slang term for someone in the business world that is not smart that uses the language barrier to mask their lack of intelligence. Often, they are found out but usually it takes too long and therefore collect many paychecks before this happens. Also, they usually underneath everything are really an asshole.

That guy is such an idiot, he is a real giles.

by Eddie December 16, 2004

skater

someone who skates not to be confused with a mosher

look at those cool skaters over there they rock

by eddie January 3, 2004

filthy octopus

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

by Eddie January 9, 2004

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005