Definitions by Ebenezer Scrotum

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

tar baby 

A self-proclaimed University of North Carolina (UNC) fan.

That tar baby only likes UNC because they win the championship every other year.

tar baby by Ebenezer Scrotum February 5, 2008

bodor

A mythical creature; A bodor is a 2 headed dog with two bodies; neither of which are connected: essentially, you would consider this 2 separate dogs. However it is useless to argue this because trying to make a point only angers the bodor causing it to maul your face off.

If the rancor pit was instead a bodor pit, Luke Skywalker wouldn't have been so lucky.

bodor by Ebenezer Scrotum February 5, 2008

titty boy 

derogatory term for a fat kid

Hey titty boy I bet you wanna eat some of these butter noodles.

titty boy by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

workers for hire 

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

workers for hire by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008