Fur Peddler

A woman, most often of the slut variety, that offers up her vajayjay to just about anyone, male or female. As peddler implies, such offerings of the vag are not without cost. The vag is offered for something in return such as gifts, fancy dinners, vacations or other means of enrichment. It is important to note however, that traditional Fur Peddling is not the same as traditional prostitution as it is not intended as a crime. Just a slutty ho's way of improving her lifestyle.
Rhonda: Tracy is such a slut. She is always spreading her legs for some Sugar Daddy.
Sandy: You are just a jealous bitch.
Rhonda: Your are right. Maybe I need to be a Fur Peddler just like her. Momma needs a lifestyle upgrade.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015
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Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
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Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Dick Slickem

A male that shaves his entire genital, taint and anal region smooth as a baby's bottom.
There's a lot of Dick Slickems at the gym showers today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Power Bean

A dominant lesbian. May or may not be of the masculine variety.
Leslie is a power bean. Her wife Ashleigh loves to be submissive.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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Skin Dinner

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
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Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2018
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