Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Hind Rip
An anal fissure resulting from aggressive and pillaging anal sex.
May also occur from constipation and straining from trying to pass a packed, hard stool.
May also occur from constipation and straining from trying to pass a packed, hard stool.
I have to take Rachel to the doctor today. Anal got a little out of control last night and she’s got a hind rip.
Pretty sure I got a hind rip after passing that mammoth turd this morning.
Pretty sure I got a hind rip after passing that mammoth turd this morning.
Hind Rip by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Smooth, Trim or Full On
The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachel’s panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. I’m still spitting hair.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I can’t help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.
Smooth, Trim or Full On by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Farm Fresh Breakfast
Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
Farm Fresh Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018
Pack of Gummies
When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.
I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
Pack of Gummies by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018
Prune Minge
Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.
Prune Minge by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
U.S. Crapital
A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.
Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.
U.S. Crapital by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
Dew Hole
Oh yea baby my dew hole is ready. Gimme the D.
I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.
I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.
I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.
I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.
Dew Hole by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018