Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Bust a Growler

To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.

Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.

I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Oral Rot

An individual with such bad breath that it's akin to decomposing flesh. If you didn't know better, you would swear that they had an internal organ rotting away and the smell is expelling via the mouth.

Broooohh that dude's breath is vile.

Yea braaahhhh. He's got oral rot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Quivering Love Pudding

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.

I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.

Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018