Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Hoe Nap
The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.
Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.
That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
Hoe Nap by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Skipper’s Knuckle
When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.
Skipper’s Knuckle by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Velvet Punch
I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.
Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
Velvet Punch by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
A Weenie Genie
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.
A Weenie Genie by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
French Horned
I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.
Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
French Horned by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
Corn Countdown
Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
Corn Countdown by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018
Head Popping
Repeatedly inserting the head, and only the head, of the penis in and out of the anal or vaginal opening.
I was head popping Rachel’s little brown donut last night.
I can make Rachel cum by head popping her tight pussy.
I can make Rachel cum by head popping her tight pussy.
Head Popping by Eaton Holgoode April 2, 2018