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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.
Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
Hoe Nap by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Skipper’s Knuckle 

When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.
I gave Roger a skipper’s knuckle last night.

Velvet Punch 

Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.
I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
Velvet Punch by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

A Weenie Genie 

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.

French Horned 

Deep anal fisting. Typically to the elbow.
I got French horned last night and well......not gonna take a shit today for sure.

Tara is waiting for me to get home. She wants to be French horned tonight.

Braaaaahhh. My uncle French horned me last night after everyone went to bed.
French Horned by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Corn Countdown 

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.
I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

Head Popping 

Repeatedly inserting the head, and only the head, of the penis in and out of the anal or vaginal opening.
I was head popping Rachel’s little brown donut last night.

I can make Rachel cum by head popping her tight pussy.
Head Popping by Eaton Holgoode April 2, 2018