A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
When you are pounding your girl from behind and you reach around both sides of her face, with both your hands, and fishhook both cheeks pulling backwards creating a pseudo horse bridle. She will begin to buck wildly so hook tight and hold on for the count.
Rachel’s cheeks and her pussy are sore today. I gave her the gentleman’s bridle last night. She bucked like a bronco till I got my nut and let her loose.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.
This rat in the ass it hurting.
I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.
This rat in the ass it hurting.
I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2018
A submissive, toothless but otherwise denture wearing, geriatric female that willingly submits to her Dom by performing sloppy, wet, toothless head aka Hot Gummy or Underwater Gummy.
Frank's volunteer work at the local geriatric center and swim complex enabled him to regularly satisfy his need for Dom/Sub relationships and feed his penchant for toothless head from a number of indentured servants.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.
by Eaton Holgoode December 07, 2018