Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
I blew my nut curd all over her tits.
I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Nut Curdmug. My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Chicken Pluckmug. A ripe, pungent defecation that is so vile and so strong it permeates and lingers for an extended period in the facility long after release.
I don't know who was in the restroom earlier but I picked up hints of chicken wings and cheap draft beer from their hot spicer.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2017
Get the Hot Spicermug. An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
Get the Vice Grippermug. Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
I got skunk junk from this pud mud.
He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Pud Mudmug. I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
Get the Scrambled Smegsmug. A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.
I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.
This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.
Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.
Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
Get the Whore's Crotchmug.