Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Skin Filet

A fat cock with a exceptionally large foreskin.

I went down to suck Brian's cock for the first time and I might as well have been at Ruth's Chris cause I was served a Foreskin Filet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Go Gillette

To go shave one’s body hair.

Bish ya pussy too damn hairy, go Gillette.

I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.

My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Slugging The Vegas Slot

A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.

Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013

Spergma

The creamy amalgam of sperm and smegma. Formulated when a dude with a filthy, dick cheese riddle penis beats off and nuts all over his knob and froths it together.

My roommate left is nasty as cum rag on the couch. It was covered in dried spergma.

I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Denim Casserole

When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.

Holy shit! Look at that dude's denim casserole. Not going to attract a size queen with that.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.

I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Flextard

That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.

Flextard over there is having a great workout. He made some gains today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018