Mud Bucket

When your ass is exploding non-stop with the most vile, wet and heinous diarrhea.
Braaaaaahhh I got mud bucket. I haven't been able to leave the house. It just keeps coming.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Naughty Hand

One's dominate or preferred hand used to masturbate and self-gratify.
I need to wash my naughty hand. My fingers are sticky.

My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.

Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Cider Tang

Eating out your old lady after she freshens her love hole with a little vinegar and water douche.
Bev douches with vinegar and water. I love eating that cider tang.
by Eaton Holgoode March 16, 2017
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The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
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Ass Knot

Unable to shit. Constipated. Requiring a laxative or enema to but that rectal clog.
I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.

The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Kick the Bean

Getting a girl off my stimulating her engorged clitoris with one or both of your feet.
Rachel had me kick the bean last night. She says my bunion really makes her squirt.

My freshman year was the best. My two roommates introduced me to a three way kick the bean.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.
Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
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