Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A promiscuous old woman that loves to take in a hot load. Known for intense oral skills and ability to perform the coveted gum job.
It’s bingo night at the over 60s tonight. There’s a few guzzling gammies there I want to meet.
Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.
Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2017
Get the Guzzling Gammymug. Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Plucking the old Banjomug. Who sucked ya dick better, Rachel or Candy? Rachel braaaaahhh she goes full neck.
She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
She went full neck on me last night and swallowed the load.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Full Neckmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018
Get the Hand-Warmingmug. Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
Get the Seasonal Pairingmug. by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Get the Hand Crankmug. by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
Get the Prince's Crownmug.