Brimming

To have one or more bodily orifices, vaginal, anal or oral, filled with fluid, semen, sexual organs or devices. To be made full and plugged to the point of ecstasy.
Example 1: Carl's girlfriend is such a slut. She loves a good bukkake whereby every hole she has is left Brimming with cum.
Example 2: Roger invited two of his buddies over and gave Carla a thorough pounding. She was plugged in every orifice and she was Brimming with man meat.
Example 3: Carla was a alone and horny. She surfed internet porn while she used several Diddledos including a cucumber, a broom handle and floppy cyber skin cock to fill her love holes and spent an hour Brimming herself online.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2015
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Peen Pal

Your go person for non-committed sexual activity and gratification. A peen pal is always there when ya need to bust da nut.
Rachel has been my peen pal for years. She’s always DTF when I neeed a nut.

She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.
Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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Sewer Capped

To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.
Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.

Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.

Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2014
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Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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Crack Cheese

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2018
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Pink Drapes

Rachel has the longest, dangling pink drapes I’ve ever experienced. You can almost tie them in a bow.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
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