Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Peeniferous 

That having to do with or regarding or reference to, the penis aka the peen.

I don’t know what this viscous is I’m sitting in but it seems peeniferous.

This room smells like a peeniferous locker room.

Your mouth is crusty. Is that a peeniferous discharge?

Why are you such a peeniferous little fucker?

Peeniferous by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Sloppin’ Ham 

Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.

Sloppin’ Ham by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Louisiana Mud Hen 

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

Louisiana Mud Hen by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Andouille Slap 

When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.

I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.

Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).

Andouille Slap by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Dolphin Nosing 

When you are eating a girl’s snatch from behind while she’s on all 4’s and you simultaneously bury your nose in her ass crack and move the nose up and down her anus. This maneuver generally elicits a high pitched “Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee!” sound from her the faster and deeper you go.

Rachel loves it when I do a little dolphin nosing. I like it too except I can smell her ass for days after.

Dolphin Nosing by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Greek Ring 

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.

Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.

Greek Ring by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Red Dogger 

An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.

One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.

I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.

I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.

Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.

Red Dogger by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018