Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2015
The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.
Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.
Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode October 07, 2015
Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018