Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Deviled Clam

A gang banged whore's vagina that is filled with and oozing the cum of all the male bang participants. Alternstive nomenclature to the cream pie.

Rhonda loves group sex. While she loves a good facial bukkake, she really enjoys a good gang bang and leaving her with a Deviled Clam by the end of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

The Mornin’ Dew

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.

Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Full Pantry

When a male or female at their sexual prime have multiple mates, partners and FWBs lined up ready and waiting for sex and DTF at a moments notice. Akin to the term Full Stable.

I don't know how Brenda can walk. She's always DTF and has a full pantry.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

Monsoon Wet

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

Unc Knuck’d

When your creepy uncle sneaks into your room and gives you a quick finger bang to his finger(s) second knuckle. Performed vaginally or anally depending upon your uncle’s preference.

I got unc knuck’d last night. I thought it was a dream but my butthole is very tender today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018