Meat n’ Taters

The male cock and balls. Particularly the fat and girthy variety.

He’s got some hearty meat n’ taters. They fill me up every time.

by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018

Liquid Velvet

The smooth, velvet like feeling of a girl’s vaginal walls when she is super moist and horny.

I know Rachel is about to squirt when thing inside turn to liquid velvet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Hot Spicer

A ripe, pungent defecation that is so vile and so strong it permeates and lingers for an extended period in the facility long after release.

I don't know who was in the restroom earlier but I picked up hints of chicken wings and cheap draft beer from their hot spicer.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2017

Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.

Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Bean Steamer

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015