Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Deep Nut 

A nut busted so hard and so thick you have none left.

Rachel made me deep nut last night from milking my prostate.

My sack is empty after that deep nut. Broke a sweat with that one.

Deep Nut by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Skrug 

A ball of multiple, knotted, dangling ass hairs.

This skrug is killing me. I need to cut it out.

I saw multiple skrugs in Rachel’s ass when I was hitting it from behind.

Skrug by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Pinch Meat 

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

Pinch Meat by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

Brisket Fart 

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

Brisket Fart by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Ham Crack 

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

Ham Crack by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Cold Poppin’ 

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.

I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.

Cold Poppin’ by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Warming a Cobbler 

Brewing up a big ol’ shit.

Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.

Warming a Cobbler by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018