Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Old Fashioned Butternut Squash
When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
Old Fashioned Butternut Squash by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Lid to the Fart Box
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
Lid to the Fart Box by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Soh Vaggie
Rachel and I did an all nighter and she gots a soh vaggie today.
Girl that deep dicking last night leavin me a soh vaggie.
Girl that deep dicking last night leavin me a soh vaggie.
Soh Vaggie by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Morning Cardio
Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
Morning Cardio by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
Crowned me with your Scent
A polite reference to bring attention to something or someone that is rank ass nasty and reeks of stench.
May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
May reference a rest room that has been funkified with a nasty shit. May refer to some nasty greasy person that refuses to shower and smells of urine, body odor and unwiped ass.
Excuse me sir, having seen you come out of that stall, I must say you have truly crowned me with your scent. This room is ripe.
You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.
Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.
You nasty bum. Go take a shower. I’m twenty feet from you and you have crowned me with your scent.
Rachel your ass smells of hot wet shit. You have crowned me with your scent after sex. I need a shower as bad as you.
Crowned me with your Scent by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
Cheddar Bum
Cheddar Bum by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
Lathered Sack
A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.
May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.
She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
Lathered Sack by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018