Beaveraunch

A dirty, foul smelling pussy. Particularly that of a dirty whore or prostitute.

That hooker had the worst beaveraunch. But I had sex anyway.

by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018

Choke Bone

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.

She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.

by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Sugar Glaze

The post coital amalgam of pussy juice/squirt and semen glazing and glistening on the penis. Becomes sticky and tacky over time. Best enjoyed quickly then wiped clean or removed orally by a skilled and loving partner.

Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019

Dog Hog

A red penis.

My dog hog is sore today.

Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018

Droppin’ Charlie Brown

When you drop a big shit full of peanuts.

I downed a whole bag of roasted peanuts at the ball game last night. Needless to say I’m been droppin’ Charlie Brown all day today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Whoreing

Availaling onself for sexual activity. Regardless or partner, time, place or sexual act, one who is whoreing does it all.

Braaaaaahhh. Is your mom home or is she out whoreing again?

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017