Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Sloppin’ Hammug. I need more fiber. I just left the shitter where I dropped a rock.
I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.
My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.
I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.
My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.
by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2018
Get the Drop a Rockmug. To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Hulk Handymug. The last drop of male ejaculate that dribbles out the tip of the penis post clean up.
Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.
Must be yanked off like a bandaid.
Failure to wait for the Snot Dob to make its appearance usually results in one's boxers or briefs cementing the material to the tip of the penis like superglue.
Must be yanked off like a bandaid.
During his morning piss, Frank realized he didn't clean up is snot dob after sex the night before when he pulled down his boxers and painfully yanked his cemented cock tip from the fold of his fly.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
Get the Snot Dobmug. To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Slobber Jobbedmug. Busting a fat nut in your girl, in your orifice of choice, leaving her randomly leaking your love sauce the rest of the day.
Terri was squirming in her office chair all morning because her wake up booty call left her with the dribblins.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Get the Dribblinsmug. A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016
Get the Mole Farmermug.