Faux Anal is a sex act that must be performed with a female with long hair who does not allow her male partner to have anal sex with her.
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
To perform the female partner lies naked on her back. She then lifts her hair up and over her head and covers her face, neck and upper chest. This gives the appearance that she is actually laying on her back and looking at the back of her head. The male partner then has vaginal intercourse while in this position during which time he uses his imagination that he is actually having anal sex .
Wayne: Hey Braaaa! Did you ever get your girlfriend to let you pound her poop shoot?
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
Leroy: No Braaaaa! But I got a work around.
Wayne: How's that?
Leroy: She lets me perform Faux Anal.
Wayne: You got a great imagination Braaaaa.
by Eaton Holgoode July 01, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
An old woman that loves to suck dick and gives incredible head. Golden Gums may gave false teeth, but not always.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.
I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.
I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.
I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.
I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018