Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Butch Chivalry

When a big old masculine lesbian aka bull dyke knows how to treat another lesbian like a lady. Usually others of the non-bull dyke lesbian variety.

Although Charlene is a big ol’ bull dyke and runs some questionable shower searches, as a guard, over the inmates at the women’s prison, when she is on a date, she’s poised in the art of butch chivalry.

Butch Chivalry by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

Hot-Socking 

Anal sex. Typically the rough and vigorous variety. May, but not always, result in a pink sock.

Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.

Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.

Hot-Socking by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2018

Sloppin’ Mac 

When ya hittin her pussy hard, usually from behind, and she is so sloppy and so wet ya fuck noise sounds like ya stirring a bowl of warm mac n cheese.

I could hear the sounds of my roommate sloppin’ mac last night.

Sloppin’ Mac by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Neck Icing 

When you bust your nut load all over her neck and it runs down like thick, sweet pearly icing.

Rachel slobbed my knob till I unloaded neck icing all over her.

Neck Icing by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Food Kink

Incorporating the food or foods of your choice and liking into sexual play and activity.

The office had an ice cream social and all I could think about was licking a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream off my coworker’s stomach. Gotta get my food kink under control.

Rachel introduced to me her food kink with some warm carmel and whipped cream. What a sweet pussy that was.

Food Kink by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Hot Cinnamon Punch 

When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.

Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.

She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.

Hot Cinnamon Punch by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Wank n’ Spank 

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

Wank n’ Spank by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018