Gravy Banger

A male who relentlessly continues to hump and pound the vajayjay after busting one, even two, nuts inside his girl.

Carl is a gravy banger. He nuts up his old lady and just pounds her to a frothy, drippy cream.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Ranus

Rotten smelling anus.

Dude go wash your fucking ranus.

She had a ranus after her workout.

by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2018

Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.

Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Member Mingle

When your girl continues to fondle your cock and balls with loving care and affection post coitus.

I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Orca Bean

An extremely large, swollen and engorged clitoris.

Momma was so horny she worked up one hell of an Orca Bean before rubbing it out.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015