Twat Rotten

Something foul and rotten smelling that's akin to a ripe, stanky Whore's pussy.

What's with the smell in this locker room? It's fuckin Twat Rotten in here. Smells like an infected tunapuss back here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2015

Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Snipz

Swollen, engorged or erect nipples.

This cold makes me have some serious snipz.

My snipz are puffy as hell.

He sucked my tits so much last night I got serous snipz today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Nuzzle Job

Poking the end of your nose into your girl's or Guy's juicy brown spot. Nose poking their bum for pleasure. Not to be confused with brown nosing.

Sandy archer her back and spread her juicy brown and Carlos dove right in for a hot wet nuzzle job.

by Eaton Holgoode November 09, 2015

Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

Flap Jaw

A male or female who's jaw dislocates multiple times while performing oral sex.

Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.

Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.

by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2015